Ohh Tim-bo

Dear Tim McGraw,

I'm not a huge country music fan, yet I was recently kidnapped, strapped down, and forced to listen to country music by these horrible people. Okay, so maybe they were my friends and I didn't mind the kidnapping because they took me to the beach, but country?! really?

I was brainwashed. Having heard your song "Do you want fries with that?" I feel as though we are best friends. You know, BFF'S with hearts and smiley faces all around them? That's us. The chorus was especially catchy:

"Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's just about everything
Oh I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that?"

I can sympathize you, buddy boy. I have felt like certain people have taken alot from me too. But Tim, my best friend forever, I promise you that it all turns out okay. Granted, I haven't been cheated on or stripped of my possessions, but I can still relate. Buddy, the moral of the story is if someone makes herself available to be taken, she probably isn't worth a spot in your life anyways.

But then again, BFF, I am biased. I say these things as I sit on the most beautiful beach with my best friends who have never left.

With love,
Emily

p.s. which was worse to lose, the boat or the dog?